Vernon: Who's there? Ahh!
Hagrid: Sorry 'bout that.
Vernon: I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are
Hagrid: , Dursley, you great prune. Boy, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a bit more along than I would have expected. Particularly 'round the middle!
Dudley: I-I-I'm not Harry.
Harry: I-I am.
Hagrid: Oh, well, of course you are! Got something for ya. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it'll just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself. Words and all. Heh.
Harry: Thank you!
Hagrid: It's not every day that your young man , now is it?
Harry: Excuse me, who are you?

Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid. and grounds at Hogwarts. Of course, you'll know all about Hogwarts.
Harry: Sorry, no.
Hagrid: No? Harry, didn't you ever where your mum and dad learned it all?
Harry: Learned what?
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry: I-I'm a what?
Hagrid: A wizard. And a thumping good one at that, . Once you a little.
Harry: No, you've made a , I mean. I can't be...a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just... Harry. Just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, just Harry. Did you ever ? Anything when you were or ? Ah.
Harry: Dear, Mr. Potter. We are pleased to inform you that at Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Vernon: He'll not be going! We swore when we took him in, we’d put a stop to this !
Harry: You knew? You and you never told me?

Petunia: . How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. Oh, my mother and father were the day she got her letter. We have a in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter, and then she had you, and I knew you'd be just the same, just as strange, just as ... . And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up. .
Harry: Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!
Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash kill James and Lily Potter?
Petunia: We had to tell him something.
Hagrid: ! It's a scandal!

Vernon: He'll not be going!
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?
Harry: Muggle?
Hagrid: Non magic folk. This boy's had his name down ! He's going to the finest school of and in the world, and he'll be under that Hogwarts has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore.
Vernon: I will not pay for some old fool to teach him !
Hagrid: Never, insult Albus Dumbledore, in front of me.
Dudley: Ahh!
Hagrid: Oh, um, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, .
Harry : OK.