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Holy Grail - French taunting scene
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<span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">King Arthur and his knights of the round table with their servants, "ride" up to a castle. King Arthur's servant, Patsy, blows a horn.</span>
Arthur: HELLO!
Bedevere: HELLO!
<span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">A guard appears at the top of the rampart. He speaks in an outrageous French accent.</span>
Soldier: 'Allo! 'Who is it?
Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights1 of the Round Table1. Whose castle1 is this?
Soldier: This is the castle of my master1, Guy de Lombard.
Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God1 with a sacred quest1. If he will give us food and shelter1 for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail1.
Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen1, he's already got one, you see?
Arthur: What?
Lancelot: He says they've already1 got one!
Arthur: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(confused)</span> Are you sure he's got one?
Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice, <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold"> (to the other soldiers)</span> I told them we've already got one!
Arthur: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(taken a bit off balance)</span> Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a look1?
Soldier: Of course not! You are English types.
Arthur: Well, what are you then?
Soldier: : <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(Indignant)</span> I'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly1 king?!
Galahad: What are you doing in England?
Soldier: : Mind your own1 business1!
Arthur: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
Soldier: You don't frighten1 us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms1, son of a silly person! I blow my nose at your, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Kniggets!!!
Galahad: What a1 strange person!
Arthur: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(getting mad)</span> Now look here, my good man
Soldier:I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed1 animal food-trough wiper! I fart1 in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt1 of elderberries!
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Soldier: No! Now go away1, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Arthur: : Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable1....
Soldier: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart)</span> Fetchez la vache.
Other Soldier: quoi?
Soldier: : Fetchez la vache!
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Arthur: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(getting mad)</span> Now look here, my good man
Soldier:I don't wanna talk to you no more, you animal food-trough wiper! I in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father of elderberries!
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Soldier: No! Now , or I shall taunt you a second time!
Arthur: : Now this is your last chance! I've been ....
Soldier: <span style="color:#FF8300;font-weight:bold">(to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart)</span> Fetchez la vache.
Other Soldier: quoi?
Soldier: : Fetchez la vache!
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