Dear Santa Claus,
I'boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be a good boy all year long but my family is really poor, and if I boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be a warm coat, I would be able to play outside and I'd be able to keep warm at home because the house is really cold, and, if I had a warm hat, my ears wouldn't get all red and the kids wouldn't make fun of me. I'm so embarrassed, the kids always boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be of me and boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be at my red ears. And I boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be I had a pair of gloves to boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be my hands warm because I boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be my parents get firewood for the fire and my hands just boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be. If I had a good pair of gloves, I boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be so cold and frozen. And I would really like a video game too. If I had a video game, I'd be able to talk about it with all the other kids, I'd be so happy.

Dear Santa Claus,
Thank you for all the wonderful presents. I love the warm winter coat. I didn't use to play outside because I was so cold, but now I do and I just love it.
I love the nice wool hat, it's perfect. My ears used to get all red and I used to be so embarrassed when the boys made fun of me, but they boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be that anymore, and I'm really happy.
I also boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be to boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be you for the video game, I used to imagine how great it would be to play and now I know.
Unfortunately, I didn't get the gloves. I guess those incompetent losers at the post-office boughtdecideddon't dofreezegothadhave to helpkeeplaughmake funreceivedsaidsentstolethankve beenwantwentwishwouldn't be them.