Une assistante d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions :

Assistante: Hello guys !
Pupils: Hello !
Assistante: How ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you this morning?
Class: fine, thank you!
Assistante: I’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer the new English assistant. Any questions?
Pupil: What’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer your name?
Assistante: My name ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer Jade.
Pupil: How old ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you?
Assistante: I’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer twenty-one.
Pupil: Where ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer?
Assistante: Well...I ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer in England, in Birmingham; but here, I ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer in St Gilles.
Pupil: ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer a boyfriend?
Assistante: Yes, I do. His name ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer Tom.
Pupil: ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer a pet?
Assistante: Yes, I ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer 2 dogs and a chinchilla.
Pupil: ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer football?
Assistante: Not really.
Pupil: ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer you ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer hamburgers?
Assistante: Yuck! I ’m’saredogotHaveislikeliveprefer Indian kebabs really.