Un assistant d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions:

Assistant : Bonejour « dudes », je souis le nouveau assistant de anglais. Je arrivey juste de Etats Unis. Je ne parley pas trow bien le françeï. Je préfère parley l’angley ......so, Hello guys !
Class: !
Pupil: Are you ?
Assistant: Oh, Yes ! I’m very . And you...are you ?
Class: Yeeeeessssss !
Pupil: What’s your ?
Assistant: My is Timmy SCHULZ
Pupil: do you come from?
Assistant: I come from .
Pupil: are you?
Assistant: I’m years old.
Pupil: is your birthday?
Assistant: My is on .
Pupil: do you live?
Assistant: Well...I live in ,but here I live in .
Pupil: Do you live in a or a ?
Assistant: I live in a with two other assistants.
Pupil: ’s your number?
Assistant: My number is 06 93 24 16 77.
Pupil: Have you got any or ?
Assistant: Yeah, I have a . He is years old.
Pupil: ’s your brother’s ?
Assistant: His is Ted. Ted SCHULZ.
Pupil: Have you got a ?
Assistant: Yes, I have. I have a . Its is Alfonzo.
Pupil: Do you like ?
Assistant: Yes, I do, but I prefer .
Pupil: Do you like ?
Assistant: . I prefer .
And you... are you?
Pupil: My name is...