Un assistant d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions:

Assistant : Bonejour « dudes », je souis le nouveau assistant de anglais. Je arrivey juste de Etats Unis. Je ne parley pas trow bien le françeï. Je préfère parley l’angley ......so, Hello guys !
Class: Hello!
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you tired ?
Assistant: Oh, Yes ! I’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's very tired. And you...’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you all right?
Class: Yeeeeessssss !
Pupil: What’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's your name?
Assistant: My name ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's Timmy SCHULZ
Pupil: Where ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's from?
Assistant: I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's from California.
Pupil: How old ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you?
Assistant: I’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's twenty-two years old.
Pupil: When ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's your birthday?
Assistant: My birthday ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's on February 19th.
Pupil: Where ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's?
Assistant: Well...I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's in San Diego ,but here I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's in Saint-Leu.
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's in a house or a flat?
Assistant: I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's in a flat with two other assistants.
Pupil: What’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's your phone number?
Assistant: My mobile number ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's 06 93 24 16 77.
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's any brothers or sisters?
Assistant: Yeah, I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's a brother. He ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's twenty six years old.
Pupil: What’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's your brother’s name?
Assistant: His name ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's Ted. Ted SCHULZ.
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's a pet?
Assistant: Yes, I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's. I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's a rabbit. Its name ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's Alfonzo.
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's playing football?
Assistant: Yes, I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's, but I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's playing cricket.
Pupil: ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's Hip hop?
Assistant: Not really. I ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's R’N’B.
And you...who ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's you?
Pupil: My name ’mArecomedogotHaveislikeliveprefer's...