Un assistant d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions:

Assistant : Bonejour « dudes », je souis le nouveau assistant de anglais. Je arrivey juste de Etats Unis. Je ne parley pas trow bien le françeï. Je préfère parley l’angley ......so, Hello guys !
Class: Hello!
Pupil: you tired ?
Assistant: Oh, Yes ! I’m very tired. And you... you alright?
Class: Yeeeeessssss !
Pupil: What's your name?
Assistant: My name Timmy SCHULZ
Pupil: Where you from?
Assistant: I come from California.
Pupil: How old you?
Assistant: I’m twenty-two years old.
Pupil: When is your birthday?
Assistant: My birthday is on February 19th.
Pupil: Where do you ?
Assistant: Well...I live in San Diego ,but here I live in Saint-Leu.
Pupil: Do you live in a house or a flat?
Assistant: I live in a flat with two other assistants.
Pupil: What's your phone number?
Assistant: My mobile number is 06 93 24 16 77.
Pupil: you any brothers or sisters?
Assistant: Yeah, I a brother. He is twenty six years old.
Pupil: What's your brother’s name?
Assistant: His name is Ted. Ted SCHULZ.
Pupil: Have you got a pet?
Assistant: Yes, I have. I have a rabbit. Its name is Alfonzo.
Pupil: Do you playing football?
Assistant: Yes, I , but I playing cricket.
Pupil: Do you like Hip hop?
Assistant: Not really. I prefer R’N’B.
And you...who you?
Pupil: My name is...