Une assistante d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions :

Assistant : Hello guys !
Pupils: Good morning!
Assistant: How you today?
Class: Fine, thank you!
Assistant: I’m the new English assistant. Any questions?
Pupil: What’s your name?
Assistant: My name is Amy O’Donnell
Pupil: How old you?
Assistant: I’m twenty-eight years old.
Pupil: Where you ?
Assistant: Well...I live in Chelmsford, that in Essex
Pupil: you got a boyfriend?
Assistant: Yes, I . Next question?
Pupil: Have you a pet?
Assistant: Yes, I . I animals. I a turtle and his name is BOGGY; and a hamster, he BANDIT
Pupil: you football?
Assistant: Yes, I . My favourite team is MANCHESTER United but I rugby as I’m a fan of the All Blacks.
Pupil: Do you like fish & chips?
Assistant: So-so! I paninis. And you...who you?
Pupil: My name ....