Une assistante d’anglais se présente à la classe. Les élèves lui posent des questions :

Assistant : Hello guys !
Pupils: Good morning!
Assistant: How ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you today?
Class: Fine, thank you!
Assistant: I’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer the new English assistant. Any questions?
Pupil: What’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer your name?
Assistant: My name ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer Amy O’Donnell
Pupil: How old ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you?
Assistant: I’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer twenty-eight years old.
Pupil: Where ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer?
Assistant: Well...I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer in Chelmsford, that’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer in Essex
Pupil: ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer a boyfriend?
Assistant: Yes, I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer. Next question?
Pupil: ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer a pet?
Assistant: Yes, I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer. I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer animals. I’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer a turtle and his name ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer BOGGY; and a hamster, he’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer BANDIT
Pupil: ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer football?
Assistant: Yes, I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer. My favourite team ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer MANCHESTER United but I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer rugby as I’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer a fan of the All Blacks.
Pupil: ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer fish & chips?
Assistant: So-so! I ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer paninis. And you...who ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer you?
Pupil: My name ’m’s’s called’ve gotaredogotHaveislikeliveloveprefer....