The old Sailor
So an old
was sitting in a bar. He was smoking a
and drinking a
of rum. He had an eye patch on his eye and a
on his
and a wooden leg, and his right hand was in fact a
hook. A young
came up to him and he started talking with him about his
at sea, and the young sailor asked
‘How did you lose your leg Sir?’
‘Arrr! ,’ said the pirate, ‘Some
were circling the
and I fell overboard. My men
managed to
pull me back onto the ship before the sharks
me completely, still one of the sharks got me (=my) leg.’
‘Oh, alright, and what about your hand? How did you get that hook on your hand, how did you
it?’
‘Well, I was boarding a ship when
sailor cut off me (=my) hand with a
.’
‘Wow, that’s incredible! What a life full of adventures!’ said the
man. ‘And what about
? How did you lose that?’
‘Well, I
eat
a grapefruit and the juice came up into me (=my) eye.’
‘But I don’t understand. You can't lose lose your eye from the grapefruit juice?’
‘Arrr!’ said the pirate, ‘I wasn't
to my new hook yet .’