The old Pirate

An old pirate was sitting alone, at a table, in a bar. He was drinking a glass of adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye and smoking a pipe. He was adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye an eye patch, he had a adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye leg adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye his real leg, he had a adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye hook for his right hand and a parrot on his shoulder.
A adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye sailor came into the bar and adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye down with the old pirate and they adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye to chat.
The young sailor adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye 'how did you lose your leg Sir ?'
‘Arrr ! ,’ said the pirate, ‘You see, when I was on my ship, I adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye overboard and there were sharks circling the ship. Me (=my) men adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye to pull me back up onto me (= my) ship before a shark adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye with it ',
'Wow, what a life full of adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye ! And how did you lose your arm Sir?' He asked.
‘‘Arrr ! You see, I was attacking another ship, and I was fighting another pirate, and he adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye it off!’
‘Wow, what an adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye life!’ and how did you lose adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye Sir ?
‘‘Arrr ! You see, I was eating a grapefruit, and a adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye of juice juice adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye into me (=my) eye.’
‘But I don’t understand. How adventuresaskedbegancouldcutdropextraordinaryfellgot awayinstead ofmetalrumsattriedwearingwentwoodenyoungyour eye you lose your eye with a drop of grapefruit juice ?’
‘Arrr, well, you see’, it was me (=my) first day with the metal hook son.