ACCENTS
ANTISTALKING
AUTOCORRECT
AUTOTUNE
CELLPHONE
DIGITAL WHISPERING
DOGS
EARPHONES
GROUP PHOTO
INTERNET EXPLORER
INTERNET
PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
MICROSOFT EXCEL
MILLENIALS
MIRROR
MODERN DATING
MULTITASKING
NERD
ONLINE SHOPPING
PHONE PASSWORD
PHOTOS
PORB
PRINTER
PROOFREADING
SOCIAL MEDIA
STARBUCKS
STUDY
TEXPECTATION
TEXTING
TEXTAPHRENIA
YOUTUBE
ZOOM
PROOF-READING SKILLS
INCOGNITO MODE
ONLINE CLASS
Just fonts, for your mouth
Learning a person's routine in order to avoid them
A little elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk
Photoshop for your voice
A device used for looking less alone when in public places by yourself
Texting someone right next to you
Creatures you wish you could text with
Electrical devices that help you avoid conversations with other human beings
The person who looks good in it is always the one who posts it
A browser that's used to download Chrome
Connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance
Where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents
A program everyone claims they know how to use but no one actually does
Group of identity that everyone hates until it's time to convert a PDF into Word document
The most photographed object in the world in recent years
Exchanging numbers, adding each other on Snapchat then one ghosts the other
Screwing up several things at once
An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him.
The worst part about it is having to get up and get your card
Protects your phone from your friends and family more than they protect it from criminals
We used to use them to capture authentic moments, and now we create artificial moments to take them
You meant to type in “porn” on Google but you made a typo and typed “porb” instead
A machine that can smell fear, so don't let them know when you're in a hurry
We do it best after we've hit “send”
Has made too many people comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the mouth for it
A place where people show off their laptops
The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text
A great way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean
Thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message
The biggest time sink
A remote conferencing service that allows users to see which of their colleagues or friends have nicer houses than they do
Seem to improve significantly the moment your work has been submitted.
What I use to google a dumb question
Looking at my own face 99% of the time