If I were a season, I would be autumn because you get a nice mix of cooler weather with surprising sunny days, and lots of beautiful changing leaves. If I were a day, I would be a Thursday because you can get things accomplished, but you can start looking forward to the weekend. If I were an animal, I would be a bird because I would like to fly and see the world from a new perspective. If I were an office supply, I would be a stack of Post-It notes, because they are extremely practical and help people remember things. If I were a kitchen appliance, I would be a toaster because toasters take bread and make it perfect for breakfast. If I were a date, I would be January 1st because it's a fresh start which motivates people to improve their lives. If I were a country, I would be Thailand because despite some of its problems, it is still known as The Land of Smiles.